If that incident which occurred in Aurora, Colorado, had not happened, I may not have bothered to see this idiotic film which is a worthless piece of junk. Nobody can take pride in this stupid film, a ripoff of Superman and Luthor in its sewer scenes, and a knockoff of Charles Dickens's Tale of Two Cities in its final pages. What Hollywood lacks in originality and creativity, it braves its way through with sheer audacious thievery and copycatism. A really terrible job at that!
Between Glen Miller and A String of Pearls to Charles Dickens and Charles Darnay, this movie is one which should just make you realize you have sat through a rival to someone running his fingers down the chalkboard in the classroom. It is that dreadful! I hated it!
Anyone who is dumb enough to want to see their name at the end of the film in credits needs a quick fix at his local shrink prontoquick! This is one of those films that everybody should deny in a second!
The editing and splicing together of scenes was almost humorous to me at times as I could see that little film editor poring over these lackluster scenes trying to pull them together into some kind of coherent pattern...Watchmen it was not! The 300 it was not! But hey folks! Be careful! The writers/directors/producers of Watchmen and 300 are developing their brand of superman which if one thinks carefully may be the clue to what really happened to Batman in this film!
Briefly, for anyone who has not yet seen this movie from hell, it is about someone's fantasy to ruin a city from underground with lots of explosives blowing up football fields, sewer lines, and city streets. Haven't we already seen this same flick a hundred times already in a variety of ways? Just like a good screwing, it is just another twist and turn of the same old flaccid unlucky city KRP!
I am sure you get the message by now. The new flying batmobile and motorcycle just are not ingenious enough to make this movie worthwhile. No inventiveness at all. Just showed that James Bond has scared them into imitating some of those diabolically cruel mean British plots. Stupid!
And you guessed it! Sure enough, even some of the Titanic is replayed again in this film! You gotta see to believe it and while I could see it coming since it was so carefully plotted and planned, it was the only halfway decent scene in the entire film!
I can see why Christopher Bale is bailing out! And Caine plus Bale addus up to Bain!
You just cannot kill comic book characters! No matter how hard you try! It won't ever work! They just reincarnate once again as Batman or Superman! Easy to see through that setup if you asked me, and who didn't ask me anyway?
Wait for this one to be free at the library. It is a made for adults who have not grown up and are still hooked on flying bats in the sky, but it is not for school children. Too bad! The children need a good story teller/ film maker who knows that children are who read children's comic books, and time for the adult boys and girls of the world to GROW UP!
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